Hey gang. Jim Halpert here. I had to speed back from New York to bring the squirrels some nuts, but they've finally agreed to let me have my Friday nights to myself again.

Fortunately, they agreed to this on a really light week because everyone was still in New York.

( New Year's Radio! )

I can't believe they actually e-mailed me the notes. I guess it shouldn't surprise me that squirrels who can take detailed notes can use e-mail, but... Oh, wait, I'm on ( Read more... )

School's out for winter, everyone, and you know what that means.

Actually, I don't know what that means. I'm a rookie here. But I'm pretty sure it means you're all too busy celebrating not having to learn or teach for two weeks that you're probably not even listening to me right now. Don't worry, I'll forgive you.

( Who laughs this way: HO HO HO? Santa laughs this way: HO HO HO. )

Evening, everyone. This is a smokey Jim Halpert, telling you that only YOU can prevent kitchen fires by not letting Biff cook in your kitchen.

( Where there's smoke, there's one of Jim's housemates. )

Hi there. You know, one of the best things about living in Fandom is that you apparently don't need to buy any ornaments for your Christmas tree. They might just appear in your sock drawer. I didn't know that before today ( Read more... )

... OH! He beat you with his flush. Tough luck ( Read more... )

Good evening, Fandom. This is Jim Halpert in a different night than usual, just to make sure you're all paying attention. Unfortunately being on a different day means that I can't really talk up how great my class is. And they really do deserve it when I do that because, really, they're a great class. I guess they'll just have to do without that ( Read more... )

Hi. My name is Jim Halpert and I'm addicted to Facebook. So if I take a break to answer some Social Interview questions, well, you've been warned.

( The answer to one question is LASER EYES. Which question? Tune in to find out! )

'Twas the night before Halloween ( Read more... )

Jim: Hey there. Did you know there was a dance going on tonight? Actually, I'm pretty sure you do know that and nobody's listening because you're too busy having fun ( Read more... )